• “上书房”,还是“南书房”?

    有文章写道上书房行走,指担任蒋介石侍从秘书兼机要秘书的毛庆祥,这里之所以打引号,是因为中国只在清代有上书房行走,同僚借来戏称毛庆祥。我感兴趣的是上书房,那是什么玩意儿? 先说行走... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 起飞斑马宝宝

    发表于2014-08-09
    起飞斑马宝宝

    学校里,老师让小男孩在周末学会3个新的单词。小孩的父亲是一名飞行员,于是教他起飞。他的母亲是一位动物园管理员于是教给他斑马。他的姐姐快要有宝宝了,于是教他宝贝。他第二天去了学校,... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 随便看看

    发表于2014-07-15
    随便看看

    一个盲人和他的导盲犬走进一家商店。突然,他拉起皮带,并开始摆动狗的头。经理跑到那人旁问:你在干什么?!盲人回答说:随便看看。 A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 阿门!感谢上帝!

    发表于2014-07-15
    阿门!感谢上帝!

    有个人想要一匹马,于是他进到一个寺庙,并如愿以偿的得到了一个。临别前,神父告诉他,这是一匹特殊的马。你想让马走的时候,你必须说,感谢上帝,让马停下的时候你得喊,阿门。那人离开了... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 一个牛仔走进酒吧(英语牛的进)

    A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a shot. Across the bar, a Mexican man is sitting and glaring at the cowboy. The cowboy takes the shot and slams the shot glass do... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • This guy walks into a quiet bar.

    This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand, and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the bartend... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • I haven't made the f*cking porridge yet!

    Its a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It i... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • A boy with a monkey

    发表于2014-07-05
    A boy with a monkey

    A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said, Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo. The next da... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • Where the heck is the boat?

    发表于2014-07-05
    Where the heck is the boat?

    A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician did the same tricks each week. However, there was a problem, the ca... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • A midget with a lisp goes to a farmer to buy a horse

    A midget with a lisp goes to a farmer to buy a horse. He looks over the horse to inspect it, and says to the farmer, Id like to sthee its teeth. So the farmer picks him up to give... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian

    A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a c... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • I need to put him down.

    发表于2014-07-05
    I need to put him down.

    A mans big rottweiler has been losing its vision, so the owner brings the dog to the vet. The veterinarian picks the dog up and says, I will have to put him down. The owner asks, W... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • Oh, that's for you

    发表于2014-07-05
    Oh, that's for you

    A man walks out on his front porch one day and sees a gorilla in the tree on his front lawn. He calls animal control and about an hour later a man shows up with a ladder, a pit bul... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • Your duck is a rip-off!

    发表于2014-07-05
    Your duck is a rip-off!

    A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner w... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • Why do you have boobs on your back?

    A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says, If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours fo... [ 阅读全文 ]

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