• 中外幽默笑话精选

    发表于2016-10-14

    赶紧跟我走 小明经常看见一些同学被自己爹妈揪着耳朵从网吧里拉出去,虽然也知道经常上网不对,却仍然无法抵挡网络游戏的诱惑。 一日小明正在网吧玩得火热,忽见自己妈妈从门口走进来。他知... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • An old man goes into Victorias Secret and tells the sales-person behind the counter he needs a present for his wife. See, explains the man, It is my fiftieth wedding anniversary an... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 一个农场有五头奶牛

    发表于2014-07-15

    一个农场有五头奶牛,分别是牛妈妈和四个牛宝宝。第一个孩子走过来的问妈妈:妈妈,为什么我的名字玫瑰?牛妈妈回答说:好吧亲爱的,你出生的时候有一片玫瑰花瓣落在你的头上。下一个小牛走... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 熊猫闹酒吧记

    发表于2014-07-15

    熊猫走进一家酒吧,坐下来后,并叫了一个三明治。他吃着,掏出一把枪,把服务员打死了。然后大熊猫站起来要走,酒保喊道:嘿!你要去哪儿?你刚才打死我的服务员和吃的东西也没有付钱!熊猫... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 吃人的鸡和吃鸡肉的人

    发表于2014-07-14

    一个小女孩和她的哥哥去他们的祖父的农场玩。哥哥决定对他的妹妹开个玩笑。于是他对她说,他发现了一只吃人的鸡(a man-eating chicken)。小女孩很害怕,于是跑进屋子里面去。不久,哥哥听到了... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 为了所有的人

    发表于2014-07-02

    On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, This is for all my p... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 我需要一辆自行车!

    发表于2014-07-02

    A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his moms bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, I need a man, I need a man! Over the next couple of... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 神灯

    发表于2014-07-02

    金发,红发和布鲁内特都迷失在沙漠中。他们发现了一盏灯,揉着它。一个神跑了出来,并给他们实现每人一个愿望。红头发说想回老家。噗!她回了家。布鲁内特希望在家里与她的家人。噗!她回到... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 天才遇到了一个白痴

    发表于2014-07-02

    一个骄傲和自信的天才遇到了一个白痴。天才说, 嘿白痴,我想问你个问题,你要是不知道答案的话,你得给我5美元,而如果你问我一个问题,我不能回答你,我会给你5000美元。 白痴说: 好吧。 天... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 家里人正在一起吃饭

    发表于2014-07-02

    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In h... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 测谎机器人

    发表于2014-07-02

    A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, Son, where were you today during school hours? At school. The robot sla... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 珠宝,亲爱的。珠宝

    发表于2014-07-02

    A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Momm... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • The teacher asked Jimmy, Why is your cat at school today Jimmy? Jimmy replied crying, Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for sc... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 你会如何形容我吗?

    发表于2014-07-02

    Wife: How would you describe me? Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: What does that mean? Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot. Wife: Aw... [ 阅读全文 ]

  • 外国笑话3集【7女则】

    发表于2014-01-22

    悲喜交集 特德.罗宾森接到警察局的通知,叫他前去认 领失物. 在警察 局,一位笑容满面的警察对他说;您 是特德.罗宾森先生吗? 我是。他答道。 您的自行车找到了。是五天以前在四 百英里以外的一... [ 阅读全文 ]

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